$29.99
Pontoon Potatoes Crewneck
Pontoon Potatoes. The Official Crewneck Of Doing Absolutely Nothing On Purpose.
Hank and Lucy on the chest — watercolor, squishy-faced, completely at peace with the pace of things. PONTOON POTATOES across the back, because some things just need to be said out loud. Or at least printed on a crewneck.
This is the sweatshirt for the days when the boat is the plan, the nap is the plan, or the plan is to have no plan and see how it goes. Warm enough to mean it. Soft enough to forget you're wearing it. The kind of crewneck that earns its place in the rotation and never gives it back.
Product Features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular knit — no side seams for a smooth, cleaner fit
- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Watercolor portrait of Hank & Lucy on the chest; PONTOON POTATOES graphic across the back
- Sizes S–3XL
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not dry clean
The kind of crewneck Hank would approve of — if he could talk. He'd probably just stare at you until you put it on. Then immediately fall asleep on the pontoon. Lucy would watch the whole thing and say nothing. She already knew.
Find your corresponding size on the chart to guide your purchase. Measurements are in inches.
Hank says take your time. Lucy says hurry up.
100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.
Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.
True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.
Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.
Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.
Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.
30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.
Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.
