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Potatoes Crewneck
Color: Navy
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$29.99

Potatoes Crewneck

Potatoes. Lucy's Word. Lucy's Crewneck.

She coined it on the pontoon. Nobody questioned it. Now it's on the back of a crewneck, which is exactly where it belongs. Hank and Lucy on the front — watercolor, squishy-faced, completely at peace with the pace of things. No further explanation required.

Soft midweight fabric, a fit that settles in like it's been yours for years. Wear it like Lucy would — like you invented the concept of a slow afternoon and you're not taking questions about it.

Product Features

  • 50/50 cotton-poly blend, medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² — warm and comfortable
  • Tubular knit, no side seams — cleaner look, less bulk
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs
  • Sizes S–3XL

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not dry clean

The kind of crewneck Hank would approve of — if he could talk. He'd probably just stare at you until you put it on. Lucy would still be sleeping. 
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Hank says take your time. Lucy says hurry up.

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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.
Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.
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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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Two dogs. Zero apologies. Hank & Lucy don't do trends — they do timeless. Every piece in this collection is built for the ones who move at their own pace, live on their own terms, and wear what they mean. If Hank could talk, he'd tell you to stop overthinking it. Lucy would just stare at you until you figured it out.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.
What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.