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Wear it like Hank would — like you have nowhere to be and zero regrets about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50\/50 cotton-poly blend, medium-heavy 8.0 oz\/yd² — warm and comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular knit, no side seams — cleaner look, less bulk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-chlorine bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe kind of crewneck Hank would approve of — if he could talk. He'd probably just stare at you until you put it on. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eLucy already decided. She looked at it once, looked at you, and walked away. 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