{"product_id":"lucy-respectfully-no-canvas-tote-bag","title":"Lucy — RESPECTFULLY no Canvas Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Bag That Carries Everything. Except Your Excuses.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLucy doesn't negotiate. She doesn't explain herself. She sets the standard, holds the line, and carries her own weight — and says RESPECTIVELY no in a heavy 12 oz cotton canvas tote that does the same. This is the bag for the farmers market run, the library haul, the commute where you packed too much and respectfully do not care. It holds up. It shows up. Unbothered, as always.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeavy 12 oz cotton canvas with flat-corner construction keeps prints crisp and contents upright. Reinforced self-fabric handles sit comfortably over the shoulder through long hauls and longer days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton heavy canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlat-corner construction keeps contents compact and print aligned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReinforced self-fabric handles for comfortable, long-lasting carry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15\" x 16\"; available in Natural\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSewn-in label; blank product sourced from India\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Spot clean only. Do not bleach. Do not iron over printed area — respectfully, no. Line dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe kind of tote Lucy would approve of — if she could talk. She'd probably just stare at you until you picked it up.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":54524954313026,"sku":"14385516682811760000","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/8746\/4258\/files\/4348937667751686297_2048.jpg?v=1781026052","url":"https:\/\/hankandlucybulldogs.com\/products\/lucy-respectfully-no-canvas-tote-bag","provider":"Hank \u0026 Lucy Bulldogs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}