{"product_id":"calm-not-compliant","title":"calm. not compliant.","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"padding: var(--p-space-200) 0; font-weight: var(--p-font-weight-semibold); font-size: var(--p-font-size-500);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eThe Kennel Is a Metaphor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: var(--p-space-150) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eYou didn't choose the structure. The structure chose you — zip code, school district, job title, credit score. They called it a system. You call it what it is. This tee doesn't explain itself. Neither do you. Heavyweight cotton. Left chest placement. Small type. Big implications. Wear it like you already know.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: var(--p-space-150) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: var(--p-space-150) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: var(--p-space-100) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003e100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) — soft, breathable, pre-shrunk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: var(--p-space-100) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eLightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd²) with a smooth, modern unisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: var(--p-space-100) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eReinforced shoulders with twill tape; no side seams for a cleaner drape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: var(--p-space-100) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eRibbed-knit collar that holds its shape and resists curling\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: var(--p-space-100) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eTear-away label for all-day comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: var(--p-space-100) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eSizes S–3XL; available in multiple colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: var(--p-space-100) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: var(--p-space-150) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: var(--p-space-100) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F) with similar colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: var(--p-space-100) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: var(--p-space-100) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: var(--p-space-100) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eIron or steam on low heat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: var(--p-space-100) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: var(--p-space-100) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: var(--p-space-150) 0; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eHank's been out of the kennel for years. Lucy never acknowledged it existed.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":55477351219522,"sku":"33021777890932445073","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":55477351252290,"sku":"29273801653800857294","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":55477351285058,"sku":"14183246411987107880","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":55477351317826,"sku":"10269095265069914287","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":55477351350594,"sku":"27411531510051871777","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":55477351383362,"sku":"47579943818557796209","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":55477351416130,"sku":"24581662345244363418","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":55477351448898,"sku":"23212888210362701425","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":55477351481666,"sku":"28744378964655656999","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":55477351514434,"sku":"32451236236890905004","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":55477351547202,"sku":"31650977047162058515","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":55477351579970,"sku":"59538437209235361477","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":55477351612738,"sku":"95365269027372489538","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":55477351645506,"sku":"81641454385448434270","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":55477351678274,"sku":"23832412669135004368","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":55477351711042,"sku":"19816302588936724895","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":55477351743810,"sku":"58037024080040510011","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":55477351776578,"sku":"27835761434237663290","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":55477351809346,"sku":"96894280912159529244","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":55477351842114,"sku":"32395666500590593916","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/8746\/4258\/files\/7799292828912314163_2048.jpg?v=1785542928","url":"https:\/\/hankandlucybulldogs.com\/products\/calm-not-compliant","provider":"Hank \u0026 Lucy Bulldogs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}